O Christmas Tree...

[Otherwise known as "Tell it like it is Tuesday"]I'm sure you all know the tune, even if the words look a little strange to you.

O Christmas Tree! O Christmas Tree! Thy leaves are so unchanging; O Christmas Tree! O Christmas Tree! Thy leaves are so unchanging; I'm sorry 'bout the beat-down-with-a-wooden-spoon, I hope you forgive me nice and soon. O Christmas Tree! O Christmas Tree! Thy leaves are so unchanging!

O Christmas Tree! O Christmas Tree! Much pleasure thou can'st give me; O Christmas Tree! O Christmas Tree! Much pleasure thou can'st give me; Now if only Spencer could look and see without trying to climb up thee! O Christmas Tree! O Christmas Tree! Much pleasure thou can'st give me.

O Christmas Tree! O Christmas Tree! Thy white lights shine so brightly! O Christmas Tree! O Christmas Tree! Thy white lights shine so brightly! From base to summit, all gay and bright, There's only a few places that are "not quite right." O Christmas Tree! O Christmas Tree! Thy white lights shine so brightly!

O Christmas Tree! O Christmas Tree! How richly we have decked thee! O Christmas Tree! O Christmas Tree! How richly we have decked thee! Thou look so perfect and so pretty, Who can tell you're decked in all plastic and toxic-free? O Christmas Tree! O Christmas Tree! How richly we have decked thee! !"